Ok, here is my story.. once upon a time in 1985 I was sitting in the backyard listening to Wham! when all of a sudden a giant fly landed on my tuna fish sandwich and laid 500 maggot eggs... the next morning I was listening to WRIF in my bedroom and they played 'Ice Cream Man' and all of a sudden I was puking up maggots in my bed. I passed out and when I woke up 10 minutes later they were squirming over top my entire body. I puked again and again and again. Then I poured lighter fluid on myself and boom!! I was engulfed in flames.. and all because of the 'Ice Cream Man'. So, thats why.. any questions?
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