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If I become an old lady, I plan on wearing thematic sweatsuits.

If I become an old man I will wear superman underwear, brush my teeth with bubble gum flavored toothpaste, and wistle the Brady Bunch theme.

For years I've been setting aside newly purchased clothing, and stockpiling a wardrobe full of fresh gear that I will bust out when I'm at a very advanced age.

when i`m an old man it`s the tan 3 piece suit.