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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

...this is one of the most troubling facets of trucking, in a day cab anyhow...

Flagman: 25 to dispatch! Dispatch: Go ahead 25. Flagman: Im comming in hot for a number 2 soft!! Dispatch: Roger that 25, we will keep the door open for ya.

haaha

I remember pulling over at the rest station in Ohio and trying to run to the restroom. I was lurched over and making horrible noises like I was wounded. Every step I made towards the restroom increased the pressure. I cant talk about the noises I made when I arrived at the toilet.

When you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam...