OH MANS, YOU GOTS TO CHECKS US OUT ON THE MYSPACES. OUR BAND IS HOT, HOT, HOT LIKE PEPPER. OUR NEW ALBUMS IS COMING OUT IN WINTERTIME. BUT WE'S GOING TO MELT THE FUCKING SNOW. POOF! WE ALL NEED TO JOIN HANDS AND HEAL THIS WORLD, AND THE HEALING STARTS WITH THE NEW PENIS DREAM ALBUM. DUDES! CAN YOU BE BELIEVING VAN HALEN KICKED MICHAEL OUT OF THE BAND FOR THAT FUCKING KID? NEPOTISM, DUDES! MY HEART BREAKS! WHEN THEY GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS? RIGHT NOW! IT'S YOUR TOMORROW, DUDES! FUCKING ANYWAYS, YOU'VE GOT TO BUY OUR ALBUMS, AND GET READY TO BE SLAUGHTERED (PUN INTENDED! SLAUGHTER ROOLS, DUDES! FLY TO THE MOTHERFUCKING ANGELS!) ROCK AND ROLLS? YEAH!
OH CHRIST! BEFORE I'M FORGETTING! YANBU! YOU ARE LIKE AN ELVIS HERE, OR A MICKEY BALDWIN! YOUR STAR SHINES LIKE A JESUS WITH MY PEOPLE! THIS ART BOARD, SHE MAKES THE METAL HAPPEN IN THIS BAND, SHE MAKES THE MACHINES WORK IN OUR FACTORIES, SHE PUTS FOOD ON OUR TABLES! HA, I AM EXAGGERATING, FOR SURE, BUT I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW YOU INSPIRE ME! I SING HARDER FOR YOU TONIGHT! ROCK ON AND DRAW ON! MEAT FOR THE BONE! PENIS DREAM 4-EVA!
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