while drunk at the bars one night I told my buddies that I could fit a quarter up my nose. And I did, then it got stuck, then my nose was bleeding like mad...I had to use my car keys to assist getting it out. Oh the things you do when your drunk.
I once put a cigarette out on the palm of my hand to impress a girl in a bar.. She wasn't impressed. As a matter of fact, I think I heard her mumble 'retard' as she walked away. I had this festering wound from it for like 2 months.
in 5th grade i wanted to impress a girl i had a crush on and i thought what could impress a girl better than a vulgar display of power...so i tried to tear a soda can apart with my bare hands...well - there was a lot of blood goin on.
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