Comments by Lil Fuk
132 comments
That's weird, this morning a spider made me a cup of coffee.
No dude, Love BITES. It bleeds. It's bringin' me to my knees.
Is there a little birdy trapped up in the crawlspace? Maybe it'll get in a fight with the squirrel that lives up there.
I don't know why I even bother to eat corn. It just comes right back out in my turds, seemingly undigested.
And that man..... was me.
But I'm dead now. Fuck you all.
...for goofing off on 10eastern instead of working?
Spiders are ugly and they hate us.
You've been... Thunderstruck!!
Iran. Iran so far away. I couldn't get away.
See if you can achieve astral projection, leave your body and float around the room.
beautiful
uh huh.
yup.
Aw... this makes me feel like Grizzly Adams.
(If you know who I'm talking about then you're old.)
Oh you know... those sugar-coated marshmallow chicks you get in your Easter basket. They actually have a name.
Nothing a brightly colored concentrated wad of sugar can't cure. Except of course, ghonorrea.
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He's dead. Not Andy but Falco. Maybe Andy too I dunno.
Also:
"You're on a mission and you're wishin'
someone could cure you're lonely condition
You're lookin for love in all the wrong places
Not fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope..."
Try a new cologne. I suggest Hai Karate.
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refraining from intimacy
It's from the mid-70s tv series Space: 1999. Still one of my all-time favorites.
http://www.space1999.net/users/catacombs/
It's hard to know when to stop making things shiny and go to bed.
Ah that kind of turned out bad. Tired.