Comments by The Angry Flagman

There take that!

Yes it is.

Cool wheels. Its hard to believe that people just have these old 2 stokers just rusting away in a shed. I say get'em out dust'em off and ride mo-fo ride!

Hey Tthunder, I gots a couple of pics I want to send you.

Does buying a new motorcycle for myself count?

I have this picture on my wall I got from my mother sometime back and just realized it an original Ray Dirgo from 1978. Its of a Ringling Bros. Circus novelty stand. It was drawn for the employee who worked the stand who happened to be a friend of my mother. I never knew who Ray Dirgo was untill NBC Nightly News did a story on him.

That pretty much sums it up.

Till next month...

Ill be happy if it goes ringa-ding-ding. Right now its making sitting noises. I need a set of mercury sticks to sync the carbs and a battery. Its a 1976 GT-185 Suzuki.

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Yet another 2 stroke project thats gotten into my wallet.

The Seven words are- Sh#T,Piss F@*k,C&#t,Co#ksucker,Motherf#&ker and tits.Words to live by.

I have three of his books and a crap load of tapes and discs. The man was a comedy god.

Killer of giants threatens us all Mountains of madness standing so tall Rising so proudly they have no where to fall oh the killer of giants the killer of giants......

That's kinda what I had in mind. Hope I didn't screw it up. Sorry it took so long to add this, been in and out with my mother in the hospital.

I was thinking of the rays of an ancient sun shining down.

There are some yellow jackets building a nest on my snow blower so I figured I would have a little fun with them.

Oh yeah, they're all in on it together. The dryer is probably in on it too. I think it was the furnaces idea.

2:30am Attempt to take a shower before work...notice there is no hot water 2:45am Check closet notice water coming from confined space behind panel in closet.... Shit. 3:30am Leave for work with out shower pissed off. 4:00am Work. Plan on taking half personal day to call repair man. 7:30am Tell working foreman that I'm going home at 8 to fix heater. Temp foreman speaks up and suggests I be written up for a non emergency leave, I suggest to him the he light himself on fire and fuck off. 8:00am Leave work even more pissed off as temp foreman refuses to light him self on fire. 8:30am Arrive home get on computer and check 10E while I figure out what to do. 8:45am remove all my stuff from closet and remove panel from heater space. 9:00am hook hose to tank drain and run it through the trailer and out back door. 9:30am Fall asleep in closet while waiting for tank to drain. 10:am Wake to horrible back and neck pain, realize the tank is not draining and has not drained but is still full (Water that has leaked out came from a bypass when the heater over heated during the night). 10:30 Call father to come look at heater and bring drill pump. 1100am Check 10E again. 11:45 Father on scene, looks a heater and determines that it is indeed the heater elements that burned out. 12:00 Attempt to pump out water with drill pump... no luck. 1:00pm Father perplexed over lack of draining states he has a luncheon to attend and exits the scene. 1:30pm Check 10E. 2:00pm Lunch 2:20pm Play with bees nest in back yard bore quickly as it only has three wasps in it. 2:30 attempt to drain water tank 3:00 Write down heater element info and head to Lowes. 3:15 Trying to get one of the so helpful employees to answer a question. 3:45 They don't have the right wattage so they tell me to use lesser wattage elements and that I may have to just pull them out without draining the tank (40 gallon tank in a closet). 4:00 Home again, pull drain valve apart and notice its packed full of lime scale or calcium deposits. Poke around inside with a wire and get a trickle of water. 5:00 Still applying poke and drain method. 6:00 Check 10E 6:15 Poke and drain 7:00 Call foreman at home and tell him I'm not coming to work tomorrow. 7:30 Food 8:00 Drain finally opens and I flood my closet with 10 gallons of water before I get my hose back on. 8:30 Trailer now filled with mosquitoes as the back door was left open I Check 10E 9:00pm Tank filling. 10:00 Have hot water! 10:30 Check 10E 11:00 Bed.

I see you've been watching the History channel.

Your flaggin on one side and the porta-john is on the other.... Wait a minute, this isnt hell this is reality!

Albatross...... ALBATROSS!!!!.....albatross.......

If only I could get my head in the game........

And there you have it.......

Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlitter crasscrenbonfridiggerdingledangledongledugleburstein vonknackerthrasherapplebangerhowitzticolensic granderknottyspelltinkle spelterwasserkurstlichimble eisenbahnwagengutenabendbit teeinnurnburgerbratwustleger spurtenmitzweimacheluberhunds futgumberaberschonendankerkalbs fleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm...... There now say that name three time fast.... Yes I watch way too much Monty Python.