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The sun is out, the birds are crapping on my truck, the neighbors are beating their kids, the mosquitos are buzzing and some guy is taking a leak in my yard. Its a wonderful day in the trailer park. Oh wait.... its night time where you are. Never mind, go back to sleep.
I didnt realize how misshapen my head was until i shaved the rest of the hair off. Im like Wow man I look like an asteroid. Now instead of angry yellow jackets orbiting around my head I have small satellites flying around it.
I tried the hat thing and all the touch holes I work with are like" Why you wearin that hat man?" So now i have to threaten them with death by fish flogging for looking at my head.
I would have biffed that cock sucker up side the head with a loaf of dog shit. It would have been well worth the assault charge. I would tell that bastard that when you get out of jail your comming back for him. Ive been putting up with ass holes all day. Some times you need to go phsyco on people to get them to shut the phuck up.
16 is WAAAAAAAYYYY too young for the naughty bits. Too many young girls here in the states think they are grown up as soon as they get their first bra. Too many children having children. Too many girls growing up too fast. Too many girls on welfare because they cant finish school or get a job. 16 is too young for sex.
My Danny used to be a good by until he started hanging out with those artist people. Now all he does is draw penises and boobies. Heaven knows Ive tried to raise the boy right. I hope this is one of those fads he will grow out of......