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I feel like I'm eating a rainbow hot dog covered in warm alcoholic chocolate sauce while freefalling in an endless cotton candy sky with cream soda raindrops.
AHHHH DUDE! I just woke up from an evening nap nightmare where a spider like this was eating my hand....
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yeah when i was a waiter i'd have the same nightmares. even though i haven't waited tables in a couple years i still have the same nightmare every once in awhile.
the other night i dreamt this girl i know was over, and we were digging through all of my drawers trying to find something. i told her to look by herself while i went and took a shower. i came back with just my towel on and i sat down to continue helping her, but i wasn't paying attention, and my balls and penis were hanging out. and all of a sudden jeff koons shows up, thinking that's how i hit on women, and he tells me, 'that is so cliche.'
OH WOW! i got a cup of coffee from a coffee vending machine yesterday morning and after a couple of sips i noticed there were a bunch of coffee grounds in it...then i noticed they had legs....my cup had like 12 dead ants in it all scorched by the coffee!!