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Scripliss. Ssorry.
Just japing on the Yanboob greyscare...
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allman vibe 1/29/2010 10:31:01 pm
hey man i will work on this tomorrow!!
holy moley --- i just saved on a mac,,,,,,,,,,,,this unpossibleaz....
to be completed at the end of my 30 hour train ride --- see you on thurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Playtex Maxi Snax!
pardon this....
Library test. Seems to have worked.
Please finish!
"Understand that your cat is a whore and can't help you. She takes on love with the whiskery adjustments of a golddigger. She is a nomad, an unfriend."
publick pu toar
Weaux!
kaki? wuzza fribz kaki?
PS I drawed you a pitchur (http://www.10eastern.com/Drawing/viewDrawing.php?did=34433).
"Batu had spent a lot of time reorganizing the candy aisle according to chewiness and meltiness. The week before, he had arranged it so that if you took the first letter of every candy, reading across from left to right, and then down, it had spelled out the first sentence of To Kill a Mockingbird, and then also a line of Turkish poetry. Something about the moon.
The zombies came and went, and Batu put his notebook away. He said, 'I'm going to go ahead and put the jerky with Sugar Daddies. It's almost candy. About as chewy as you can get. Chewy meat gum.'"
Batu was wearing Eric's favorite pajamas. These were blue, and had towering Hokusai-style white-blue waves, and up on the waves, there were boats with owls looking owlish. If you looked closely, you could see that the owls were gripping newspapers in their wings, and if you looked even closer, you could read the date and headline:
"TSUNAMI TSWEEPS
PUSSY OVERBOARDS,
ALL IS LOTS."
elf need food, badly!
"Do you know, Mary, that the true alcoholic" - and here she closed her eyes - "they fear nothing. Nothing. Oh, I've had the lot, I admit it, Mary. Methylated spirits. Turpentine. After-shave. The lot. Silver polish. Weed killer. Paint remover. Washing-up liquid. Everything. Disinfectant. 4711. Cough mixture. Nasal decongestant. Windolene Optrex. I've had them all. You see, Mary, that was before I came to value my sobriety above all things."
"The noble Scot commemorated in the case of Glayva is one Master Borthwick, the phlegmatic 16-year-old credited with carying Robert the Bruce's heart back to Scotland after the King's defeat at the hands of the Saracens."
"One property of caraway, valued since Eqyptian times, is it's ability to counteract flatulence, which is why it was one of the ingredients of gripe water for babies."
"One property of caraway, valued since Eqyptian times, is it's ability to counteract flatulence, which is why it was one of the ingredients of gripe water for babies."
hello Friends
i am writing to you far from home on a borrowed mac
when i get my hands on a pee see i'll make my mark pon de draw
until then, may i suggest you get pon de floor (http://vimeo.com/5936810)?
RICHARD VOGEL! (http://therapists.psychologytoday.com/rms/name/Richard_M_…)
RICHARD VOGEL! (http://www.jambase.com/Artists/28844/Rich-Vogel)
RICHARD VOGEL! (http://engineering.tufts.edu/cee/people/vogel/index.asp)
a l p h a b e t (http://www.10eastern.com/Gallery/gallery.php?fid=80) ?
ALPHABET! Seven more and we can spell Spencer (http://www.10eastern.com/drawings/81/20081109-427796.png)!!!
They are links, silly goose!
Like this (http://www.10eastern.com/Gallery/gallery.php?aid=6) one, or this (http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AAAAAQAQTZfk6…) one, or this (http://www.davidshrigley.com/images/photo_pics/ignore_thi…) one.