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When I was really really young, I would save five of them at a time, and I seriously was able to trade them in for a free lollipop! Maybe the workers there were just being nice or something.
That's what the blonde said! Did you hear what the UGLY blonde said?
"Hey, did you hear me? I said... I am SOOOo WASTED!"
What did the redhead say? --- "The blondes have left the building!"
"... that's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $99.95... it's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart... shop S-Mart... YOUGOTTHAT!?!?!"
I hate studying Chinese. BUT I love my chinese female friend (actually, it's 'nu DE pengyou'. [It's our little secret, because I'll never tell her.]
Oh.. my... goodness.
That makes me so hot right now! rofl not really, but at least there's a new penis in town.