Comments by loopdogg
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The girl's father came and sat next to me. He was wearing a tuxedo and was covered in healing bite marks. He explained to me he was going to meet the girl's mother in Mexico to marry her. He said it was tradition not to punish a child until after you have married her mother.
A cute little girl in the seat in front of me popped up and smiled at me. When I smiled back she grabbed my arm and bit the living shit out of it. I pulled back and she kept trying to bite me again. I screamed, "Knock it off or I'm going to spank you!". She jumped back in her seat quickly as the whole bus turned around to see the gringo asshole yelling at the cute little girl sitting quietly in her seat. After everyone turned back around, she popped back up, grinned at me and squirted my blood out of her mouth.