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Sorry "Betcha do, you freaky old bastard you" -it's funny either way. The Captain (0) found the lyrics online so he could correct me.
jack white is very nice to look at. and he can upholster things, which is nice. sigh. i liked guys with brown eyes so much i married one.
this-house-will-never-be-cleaned....argh!
I was planning this weekend, but something always comes up.
I could have put that WHOLE costume on just my boobs. (Like those pet costumes...they are like pets.)
I wish I were a "C"-That is where I started.
I have been a 36ddd for years. I look like freakin' busty dusty & I am sick of wearing baggy clothes because of them.
Yeah, they're not bad to look at...but they hurt and you can't run with them. I hate it when you know the other person isn't listening because of them or when everyone knows your shirt is unbuttoned or has pulled downwards and nobody says anything...meh.
after working so much, my house is a mess. these are my favorite stockings on top of the pile of clothes I still need to mend or take in. I am not good at the pants, but the shirts went nicely.
I would like a black pencil skirt to go with my white thigh highs. Very 1950!
translation: Fiona has a crush on David Bowie and wants to marry him. I explained that she has to get past Iman first. This is a picture of Fiona and the alien-looking man is David Bowie.
mr. flagman- We(fiona and I) would like to bake you a pie...in thanks for getting rid of the tank. Now the neighbors can see the skeleton scarecrows in our yard. I was thinking of turning the tank into a giant Easter Island man...it was rusting tho'...what kind of pie do you like? (Please say apple or pumpkin)