Comments by rip torn
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rip: beezelbum, was freddy got fingered THAT bad?
satan: yes...hey, where'd Caligula go?
the clock's ticking for another amazing drawing
Proof
1975-2006
AD, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I DREW THIS DURING A HARD TIME IN MY LIFE... MY COMPUTER CLASS DOESN'T LET THE COMPUTERS GO ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE, SO I HAD TO DO THIS DURING A DIFFERENT CLASS AND I ONLY HAD 5 MINUTES TO BE ON THE COMPUTER PERIOD. CUT ME SOME SLACK!! I'LL BE BACK--BETTER, STRONGER, AND MORE SLUGGISH THAN EVER. I'M NOT GOING TO BE STUDYING OR WORKING, I'M JUST GOING TO PLAN OUT MY SELF-PORTRAITS ALL DAY JUST TO AMUSE YOU!!
I'M BACK!!
WOULD YOU FUCK ME?! I'D FUCK ME!!
I HAD MY COSTUME CUSTOM-MADE...I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL DIDDY'S BIG PARTY!! FUCK ME?!
i was baptized after a religious awakening following my acting role as Judas.
this is what i really look like
that water was cold...and deep, too.
IT'S ALL I CAN DO TO GET PLAID ANYMORE!!
NAH, JUST THE ONES WHO FUCK WITH ME.
MY TYPICAL MEAL
MY TYPICAL MEAL
MY TYPICAL MEAL
"WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS; IT IS THE SUN AND JULIET IS THE EA--, NO, UH, IT IS THE EAST AND JULIET IS THE--EH, FUCK IT, I'M WATCHING KNIGHTRIDER!!" It was this school performance that made me realize I had what it takes to become a real star.
IT'S ME BEING BURIED AS A COMMONER...JUST LIKE MOZART.
Rip, you might have thought the past couple of years have been bad: freddy got fingered, MIB one and two, but don't worry. None of that even happened. Remember when the alien baby burst out of your abdomen eight years ago at that show for NASA? Well, I was part of your clean-up crew. I took you to my house where, in my basement, I set up a virtual reality Matrix. None of what's happened to you has really happened. Because in reality, in the real world, I've been raping you in my basement for the past eight years and feeding you nothing but edible panties. At least you didn't get cum on you from an ELEPHANT.
OK, NOW THAT AD TRICKED ME, I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S DICK I ACTUALLY HAVE TO SUCK TO GET ON THE MAIN PAGE!!
I BUY THEM OFF THE BLACK MARKET.
I CAN NEVER GET ANY TIME TO JUST RELAX AND WATCH MY FAVORITE tv SHOWS AT MY NEW JOB (the lost rip torn picture).
MY BACKPACKING JOURNEY THROUGH CENTRAL FLORIDA WENT SOUR AFTER GETTING PICKED UP BY SOME PERVERT 17-YEAR-OLD IN A GREEN LEBARON...JUST LIKE FREDDY'S ASIDE FROM THE COLOR!!
THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES TRYING TO DO A NEW RIP TORN DRAWRING IN MY MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING KEYBOARDING CLASS...ALL I HAD TO DO WAS WRITE A CAPTION, AND I GOT KICKED OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET!!
I'M THINKING ABOUT STARTING TO END MY LIFE QUICKER!
I CAN'T TAKE THE HUMILIATION ANY MORE!! I'M MORE THAN JUST A JOKE!! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL..THEY'LL ALL BE SORRY WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT WHAT I DID BECAUSE OF THEIR RIDICULE!! THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING FUNNY ABOUT FINDING OL' RIP TORN HANGING DEAD IN HIS BACHELOR PAD FROM THE ELEPHANT DICK PROP FROM "FREDDY GOT FINGERED!!"