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yes, thats eaxactly it, just because you cant get online that means that the entire fucking internet is down, & also everything in offices is square.

a dry spaghetti can't break into 2 pieces.

FAct: it's harder to draw with a mouse

yep! but you know I use the curve (bezier) tool then and it gets a little bit more constructive. Good challenge to think different for reaching a goal.

OK this was my ''Know-it-all'' part of personallity who spoke

hahaha! damn you know it all's

It's a little known fact...that every Christmas my cats have a death-wish.

Most cats have a death wish 365 days a year.

Can Any Of Your Cats Talk?

Maybe it's paranoia, but I think they do talk...behind my back.

iduunnno

oops.wrong board.srry stond

this a what is it? looks like a deck from the enterprise or some space ship.

A pumpkin thrown out of a car going at least 35mph will easily decapitate a mailbox

thats a very well know fact

Any idea what it would do to a speed camera? Just curious.

You cant order kidney beans at any restaurant.

I should be able to walk into any restaurant and say ( Hey Garzone, Gimme some fuckin kidney beans)But I cant do it because Garzone dont have any.

kidney beans are the devil! thomas edison is the devil!

Obviously You Haven't Been To A Mexican Restaurant.

What do they use Kidney beans in ? Can you order a side of kidney beans?

garcon = french for boy

u like little boys?

Getting The Cat Out Of The Bag There Anubix.

i can tell you this. go to a skyline chili in Cincinatti. they will give you an order of kidney beans

When you tie a jam bread on the back of a cat and push it down a table, does it turn round and round and round... ?

It Probably Lands On Its Side.

thats an awesome cat bubble

Does that mean, that it looks good? In this case: Thank You so much! I'm not very good at drawing. (and english too..)

One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns

Homer Drew A Frowny Face On His Butt While Imitating Mr.Burns.

drink and draw but a little known fact as well. there are no pink bunnies, beastiality is illegal, stars are millions of miles away, fecal matter is not tasty, and 2+2 always equals 5.

I Love Radiohead's ''Com Lag'' Version Of 2+2=5

i need 2 listen 2 that...love the original. hoping radiohead tours the states again so i can actually see one of my favorite bands.

I saw them in St. Louie! ;^) They are my fav...

how did you get the red checkmarks to hover above the page like that?

No matter where a piece of rug is on a tile floor, the cat will puke up a hairball on the rug instead of the tile.

that's a fact jack! :)

It's the same effect, when you have a car accident on a road with just one tree in twenty miles...

Dog paws smell like tortilla chips.

That's funny! I think you may be right. My dog, Lola, whenever she has gone too long without a bath, I say that she smells like Cheetos. And she does. It's uncanny!

Cheetos Freetos Doritos Burritos Gardettos Its All Good.

The serpintine belt will always fall off on the wetest, coldest days or in the middle of the night in a snow storm when you have no cell phone or tools and you need to take a dump and your still 25 miles from home.......

so very true...

On a one way mirror the tips of a pencil will not touch....on a two way they will.

wow, that is an interesting fact

hm word question...are 2way mirrors the ones they use in copshows n supermarkets n ish? then this pencil thing is a neat trick to find out if theyre watchin you, huh. well last time i was interrogated for stealing alien technology from a secret underground base near berlin they took all my pencils away first tho. bummer.

Yes, two way mirrors you can see through from the other side and spy on people. You can use your finger to test the mirror if you hold it down at a 45 degree angle and touch the mirror. The reason it does this is because the reflective coating on a one way is on the backside of the glass and the space between the pencil/finger is the glass thickness. On a two way the reflective coating is on the front of the glass so there is no space between the pencil/finger. Try it on a mirror at home then do the same with a flat piece of chrome plating. You will see the difference.

Wow, thats a good test for those motel room mirrors. You can also turn the light out in the room your in and you should see light from behind the glass.

Not if it's just a camera back there or they're sittin' in the dark.

In Germany in one city, there is a public toilet with two way mirror around, so that you can't look inside, but from inside you can see the people going around shopping. That's disgusting! I couldn't relax on this toilet.

NECROMARU'S HEAD IS REMOVABLE! :D! *sews his head back on again* hehe. Necromaru: "hi! <3" "what's your name?" *to everyone* *__* *creepy overly happy smile* ^-^ ain't he cute!? *hugs him* n_n <3 <3 Necromaru: ^-^ <3 "YAY!"

You CANNOT guage the size of a mans penis by the size of his hands...right Pink Monkey?

You behave!!!!!

Unfortunately you're right with this Mrspinkmonkey...

The moon landing was more dangerous than they led the public to believe.

hhahhha

Hey Sheep, Do you listen to Coast to Coast AM ?

hehe i do sometimes couple days ago they had this show that finally told the truth about how king arthur had really been a giant. as in a real tall. real tall. oh yeah i think they said they built the pyramids too.

Can't say I do flagman.

Is that also true for te mars rover?

Unmaned spacecraft can go just about anywhere. It's when you add humans to spacecraft when things get hairy. It's not too bad when you travel near earth (shuttle) but when you go out near the moon or beyond the radiation is intense. I was told by a very smart dude that the radiation near the moon or beyond is too much for any space suit to handle. If a space suit could handle the radiation, then why didn't they use the suits to fight the fire at Chernobyl? That made me doubt that a man landed on the moon.

Newborns up to 6 mos old, if placed in water CAN swim...UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION OF COURSE

But what happens after the sixth month? Do they forget how to swim?

Sweden legalized bestiality in 1944

no wonder they're never at war.

That Gives New Meaning To The Phrase ''Porn N' Chicken''

Swedish sheep are currently organizing a revolt