oekakisins — 10eastern

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by ethermonkey · Oct 24, 2007 · 2:06 AM

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unknown Oct 24, 2007 · 2:10 AM

i confess to repeating mistakes and wondering how to spread the psychic blame

#32

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by unknown · Oct 11, 2007 · 2:49 AM

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unknown Oct 11, 2007 · 2:50 AM

i remember when i was a little preschooler, i bit my best friends foot...

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by purplemartin · Jul 20, 2007 · 2:03 AM

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purplemartin Jul 20, 2007 · 2:04 AM

ok. my bro is 5 years older than me and used to play "spy vs. spy" with me and prop crap over my door & i'd go in and it would fall on my head. One day I decided to do this while bro was in the shower and didn't get out in time. It was funny until the towel dropped.

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by unknown · Jul 28, 2006 · 12:14 AM

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unknown Jul 28, 2006 · 12:15 AM

just a girl just a girl you want

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by seeka · Jun 18, 2006 · 10:30 PM

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seeka Jun 18, 2006 · 10:33 PM

...yesterday...brilliant to feel like a little piggy and eat all the unhealthy stuff at once watching some stupid movie on TV :D

yanbu Jun 24, 2006 · 3:47 AM

ha! thats awesome

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by unknown · Nov 9, 2005 · 4:26 AM

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unknown Nov 9, 2005 · 4:28 AM

I broke my friends arm, by mistake once on an athletik leasson... It wasnt as bad as my image, but it wasnt really funny! :(

moheevi Nov 9, 2005 · 5:38 AM

Yeah, reminds me of the time I broke this kid's arm my sister was babysitting...it was going completely in the wrong direction...it was an accident and I still feel horrible about it to this day. I was young at the time 2.

unknown Nov 9, 2005 · 7:21 AM

I was also young, or at least younger, i was 14..hehe...nah, i know it dosent feel verry well :(

unknown Nov 9, 2005 · 9:14 AM

and I??m his friend.. that realy hurts..

unknown Nov 9, 2005 · 8:37 PM

hahaha

unknown Nov 10, 2005 · 3:17 AM

Yea, acctually, his the friend i talked about :p

unknown Nov 10, 2005 · 4:33 AM

when i was lil my even liler lil brother always tried to mess with me, and of course he always got his ass kicked. one day, he wouldnt stop gettin on my nerves so i threw him headfirst into a radiator. i dunno if you have them but it was an old german one, with pointy edges and shit. he bled like a pig but somehow my dad didnt feel like takin him to the hospital and just stuck this bandaid on his forehead...well the cut was so deep it wouldnt heal completely so my bro had this big ass scar on his fuckin forehead for years. now i dont know whos the bigger sinner me or my dad you go figure.

unknown Nov 10, 2005 · 7:58 AM

ooohh..

purplemartin Jul 20, 2007 · 12:02 PM

I used to ice skate at the local rink when I was 10. Kids (who were my age) were much shorter, and one day one of them challenged me to a speed skating "duel." I hadn't yet learned to stop...well, sadly The wall came in first, she came in second and I came in third and the 40 stitches to her face came in fourth.

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by unknown · Nov 7, 2005 · 7:09 PM

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unknown Nov 7, 2005 · 7:10 PM

I have never seen Schindlers List but I have lied about seeing it

unknown Nov 7, 2005 · 8:22 PM

i like war of the worlds better. and i didnt think having a red girl in a black and white movie makes it worth watching.

unknown Nov 9, 2005 · 7:24 AM

I like schindlers list, but its horrible to see, and thefeeling dosent get better if you visit Auschwotz a week later :( I know how that feels. Its verry sadly :(

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by mez · Nov 7, 2005 · 11:02 AM

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mez Nov 7, 2005 · 11:05 AM

i was the one who ate the steak nachos bellgrande, the double decker taco, the taco supreme, the jalapenos, and drank the giant sprite all at once before anyone got back.

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by kiddo · Nov 6, 2005 · 1:33 AM

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unknown Nov 6, 2005 · 1:39 AM

when i was like 12 or 13 me and a couple of friends broke into a factory on a sunday afternoon. we then started some fork lift trucks and had a couple of races. one of my idiot friends misjudged the narrowness of our makeshift racing track and steered his truck directly into a ditch and it tipped over. we then thought it was time to leave, but not without emptying all the fire extuinguishers in the factory's main production hall first.

unknown Nov 6, 2005 · 1:40 AM

man must i have been an idiot kid.

unknown Jul 20, 2007 · 1:35 AM

"he tried to kill him with a forklift" from mst3k

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by unknown · Nov 5, 2005 · 1:37 AM

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unknown Nov 5, 2005 · 1:38 AM

Saturday's afternoon in Britany...

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by sarah · Oct 30, 2005 · 2:34 PM

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unknown Oct 30, 2005 · 2:36 PM

I used to work for a humane society. I sometimes would take animals home in my purse or lunch bag instead of putting them to sleep.

loopdogg Oct 31, 2005 · 7:02 AM

AWESOME! I couldn't do it, I would have a house full of animals.

sheep Oct 31, 2005 · 7:31 AM

You're my hero!

unknown Oct 31, 2005 · 10:37 AM

I didn't keep them all. It was kind of an underground railroad of sorts.

mrae Nov 1, 2005 · 7:47 AM

You're my hero!!!

gerold blankface Nov 2, 2005 · 3:05 PM

indeed noble ! thank you !!

purplemartin Jul 20, 2007 · 12:03 PM

you and my friend Nessa should talk-you are both angels.

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by poopmustache · Oct 27, 2005 · 12:50 PM

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poopmustache Oct 27, 2005 · 12:55 PM

When I was in the third grade, I waited behind a tree, and stuck a wire coat hanger in the spokes of a 6th grade girl's bike...yup, she flew over her handlebars...then she beat me up and rubbed my face in the snow. I pulled my stocking cap over my face so my best friend wouldn't see me crying...

unknown Oct 27, 2005 · 9:53 PM

hm yeah i guess crying because a girl beat you up does constitute a sin.

seeka Oct 27, 2005 · 10:48 PM

hahahahahahahaha

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by mrae · Oct 23, 2005 · 4:47 PM

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mrae Oct 23, 2005 · 4:49 PM

when i was about 12 i convinced my friend Stevie* to pee on the electric fence which not only gave him the shock of his life but sparked a small brush fire in the dry weeds along the fence (* names have been changed to protect the gullible)

unknown Oct 23, 2005 · 8:29 PM

*cringe*

yanbu Oct 23, 2005 · 11:42 PM

i can't imagine what that would have felt like - i grabbed one of those fences with one hand when i was a kid, it shot my arm back and almost out of my socket! thru the business would be much worse i imagine

mrae Oct 24, 2005 · 3:40 AM

i feel bad about it to this day.....boy was i relieved when he and his wife had their first kid....

naranjon Oct 24, 2005 · 7:37 AM

does the child have any mutant powers?

mrae Oct 24, 2005 · 10:19 AM

no mutant powers have manifested as of yet, but i'm still conducting the clinical study :)

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by kiddo · Oct 23, 2005 · 12:19 PM

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unknown Oct 23, 2005 · 12:26 PM

when i was like 10 (?) i stuck a copper pipe on a toygun and fired a firework rocket right over a fully-loaded-with-whatever ship just to see what it would look like. :O

unknown Oct 23, 2005 · 12:26 PM

inspired by #14 ;)

mf Oct 23, 2005 · 12:44 PM

nice. did it fire back?

unknown Oct 23, 2005 · 8:27 PM

no, but right after the rocket exploded the dude steering it switched on a big ass follow spotlights and searched the banks but we had already hidden pretty well. ;)

seeka Oct 24, 2005 · 2:55 AM

pretty inventive

unknown Oct 26, 2005 · 1:48 AM

pretty stoopid. for all i know there couldve been nothing but flammable liquids on that ship and then what :P

loopdogg Nov 3, 2005 · 9:06 AM

this drawing kicks ass...

unknown Nov 3, 2005 · 9:27 AM

are you serious? i think this drawring blows harder than a overbooked crackwhore with a deep-throat discount.

loopdogg Nov 3, 2005 · 5:44 PM

i really like it, it reminds me of an impressionist fireworks painting i saw one... if only i could remeber what it was.

loopdogg Nov 3, 2005 · 5:44 PM

and if i could spell/type when drunk that would be nice too...

unknown Nov 3, 2005 · 8:18 PM

well if you do remember let me know! and yeah i cant spell/type either when im drunk, they should really make bigger keyboards for drunk people ;)

unknown Nov 5, 2005 · 1:27 AM

So nice, but...les feux d'artifices me rendent triste!

unknown Nov 6, 2005 · 5:19 AM

why?

unknown Nov 6, 2005 · 6:54 AM

when i was 7months old i've been very very ill and i was "nearly" dead...it was a 14th July...(the national day in France and a lot of fire)...Peut ?Itre que c'est à cause de cela..i don't know...

unknown Nov 7, 2005 · 8:50 PM

hm is november the national month in france? there seems to be a lot of fire and shit goin on right now

unknown Nov 9, 2005 · 1:13 AM

...no...just a new challenge "how many car are you able to burn?"...

unknown Nov 9, 2005 · 10:50 PM

oh cool. i love that they have it on tv, that way the winner is prolly gonna get all famous and record cds and shit. cool. can i join in? or is it only for foreigners? ;)

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by mf · Oct 23, 2005 · 11:56 AM

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mf Oct 23, 2005 · 12:00 PM

when i was a freshman in high school, i worked at a McDonalds. they had these rules, right, 1: a customer shouldnt wait longer than 60 seconds 2: all food an hour old (i think) must be thrown out. so there i was, in the middle of a dinner rush. i just got in like 5 or 6 orders in for some chicken mcnuggets. all i had left were enough for two. now, just below the holder for the huggets was the waste basket for that days old nuggets. (hours old) it took about 5 minutes to make a fesh batch. too long i decided. so i scooped up a bunch of trash nuggets, threw 'em in the deep fryer for about a minute, boxed 'em and sent them on there way to be ingested. yum yum

unknown Oct 23, 2005 · 12:27 PM

:O haha :D at least you fried em ;) you just stoppin by?

unknown Oct 23, 2005 · 12:30 PM

is it true that chicken mc nuggets are like totally clear inside before theyre fried?!

mf Oct 23, 2005 · 12:43 PM

no, not for good yet. soon i hope. hmmm, never did cut one open and gander inside.

mf Oct 23, 2005 · 12:43 PM

er, yeah. just stoppin by.

unknown Oct 23, 2005 · 8:30 PM

take care dude

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by sheep · Oct 23, 2005 · 11:33 AM

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sheep Oct 23, 2005 · 11:35 AM

I once threw a snowball at a schoolbus that had a rock in the middle. Yes it did break the windshield and I did get caught.

unknown Oct 23, 2005 · 12:28 PM

when i was 12 me and a friend spent an entire afternoon throwin rocks at cars goin by. :O from the security of a trench, us being the cowards we were :O

unknown Nov 2, 2005 · 1:31 PM

when I was a little kid, i tossed a handful of rocks at the back of a parked trailer. I was observered doing so by the owners who knew my parents. They came over and we all sat down and I said I was really sorry even though I didn't mean it. Now I am sorry.

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by unknown · Oct 22, 2005 · 7:34 PM

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unknown Oct 22, 2005 · 7:35 PM

had to go + drunk

Anubix Oct 24, 2005 · 3:42 PM

this has moheevi written all over it, correct me if im wrong

moheevi Oct 24, 2005 · 5:14 PM

Since when did i start to draw that good.

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by kat · Oct 20, 2005 · 5:25 AM

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kat Oct 20, 2005 · 5:30 AM

At around 7 yrs old, my sis & I were walking to my grandma's senior apt complex & for no reason I kicked over someone's snowman in the courtyard. Out of nowhere a handful of little old ladies were waiting at the door yelling at us. We ran back home.

unknown Oct 20, 2005 · 7:35 AM

i did this when i was 28 and shouldve known better :D

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by seeka · Oct 19, 2005 · 6:02 PM

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seeka Oct 19, 2005 · 6:03 PM

We were 9. We told the guy that we will show him ours when I shows us his. He did.

unknown Oct 20, 2005 · 3:12 PM

schnapp!

seeka Oct 20, 2005 · 11:28 PM

schnapp?

moheevi Oct 24, 2005 · 5:15 PM

quoting Club Dread..."that boy was me!"

loopdogg Oct 31, 2005 · 7:12 AM

this drawing is the tops!

unknown Jul 20, 2007 · 12:11 PM

when I was 10, me and a few girfriends would gather at the local high school in the secrecy of this hidden playground. A hidden playgground surrounded by windows. We must have thought that noone worked there in the summer. WE would tell stories and do show and tell. If there were any pedophiles working in the summer, they were happy ones.

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by unknown · Oct 18, 2005 · 12:34 AM

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unknown Oct 18, 2005 · 12:37 AM

just to offset that cruelty to animals shit: i once engaged in sexual acts with my 2 best friends' mother, while her husband was sleepin next door with 2 loaded shotguns stashed under the bed.

yanbu Oct 18, 2005 · 4:51 AM

damn

unknown Oct 18, 2005 · 5:08 AM

did i say "next door" ? i meant...in the next room :)

purplemartin Jul 20, 2007 · 12:13 PM

...how OLD were you?