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via a rusty blender
"That'll be 20 bucks"
Sometimes I do these. And sometimes I thrust my cock into hard stationary objects.
Math is a story of it's own, but may I suggest Hitchhiker's Guide? I used to love those books.
keeping my food in paste form
what do you call seven toasters in the sand?
i luv it gewd.
may you rest in eternal belly scratching.
even if we're exceptionally creepy people?
me three.
i smell a photo-op.
I want you to paint my walls with these wonderful designs, and then I want you to get to the little freedom door, like so many lemmings before you. I won't allow you to fall off the edge, this i promise you.
under the influence of the dankest drowsiness you'll ever have your body force upon you.
a fine movie that was.
and never, ever use a turn signal.
I woke up in this store, at this counter, not but ten minutes ago. I was in the midst of returning change to a young woman, and it all felt instinctual. Everything felt automatic. "This," a voice said, "is life".
There once was a store in the ultra-urban smog of ExxonMobile City. Speeding metalic wildlife stampeded through the streets, and mountains of brick and cement stretched up and blocked out the sun.
I couldn't believe my eyes, and though my finger hovered but inches from the light switch, i was unable to flip it.
fuck composition
quite an honor
and i'll steal all the wool in this whole damnedable town.
the root of all money.
he's dancing on a tiled floor?
I embraced the idea of having more than one entity inside of me, as it brought me a strange hope. It was at that time I began to create conflicting personalities in my mind. I welcomed the company.
(i forgot to draw the chain..)