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no, i don't know.
Among the litter in my expansive field was a tattered Bible, in which I read many stories. I named myself Legion, after my favorite story, about a man posessed by countless demons.
I sat for long periods of time, and in my solitude I questioned this and that. I thought on matters far too petty and superficial to be in any way healthy to a mathematical mind, like my own.
I lived for a long time with a collar on my neck, the tail end of which was tied to a goal post in a field, which was overgrown and heavily littered.
speaking of things i'd have sex with...
WOOD*
would i ever.
you were birthed by a tomato?
and then some.
i notice.
i find your vampiric heart-headed humanoid to be cuddle-worthy and downright adorable.
she lost interest and reached for your table mirror?
i'd have sex with that.
but probably not
.
it's god, right?
shoes don't DESERVE color
i want this framed with dry pasta shapes and hung in my room.
she should be.
in my opinion.
pirate with a gas mask
gleep and glorp are for dessert
i like two of the following three things:
slamming my penis in doors
your name
your picture
remember "Home Movies"?
God's cosmic joke is hotdogs and beer.