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I once put a cigarette out on the palm of my hand to impress a girl in a bar.. She wasn't impressed. As a matter of fact, I think I heard her mumble 'retard' as she walked away. I had this festering wound from it for like 2 months.
I was wainting in line at the bank today and watched a toddler (wearing nothing but a diaper) wander over to the window and pickup a dead fly or bee or whatever and put the damned hting right on his forehead.. then the little moron tried to walk while looking at it crosseyed and fell. I don't think mom would have stepped-in even if he ate the little bugger.
oops... clash of the titans...
I was gonna originally have them smashing the head of the alien from American Dad. but I ran out of room.
holy cow.. I forgot about that intro. funny. I saw A-Team in Spain once... BA had this whimpy little spanish voice... didn't work at all.