Comments by unknown
13,397 comments
Yanbu: All the crazy, out-there shit I see on this site, and you think I'M ridiculing it all with my silly drawings and captions? I just thought I was getting into the spirit of things. I've seen people fill the square in with one color, or just write "fuck" or "Hi!". I would think those examples would be more insulting to this whole exercise than my absurd little doodles. I'm not much with a mouse, so I try to jazz things up with the attached text. I didn't mean to piss you off. I have great respect for 10Eastern and the board, and you and I are actually friendly acquaintences. I'll back off.
OH CHRIST! BEFORE I'M FORGETTING! YANBU! YOU ARE LIKE AN ELVIS HERE, OR A MICKEY BALDWIN! YOUR STAR SHINES LIKE A JESUS WITH MY PEOPLE! THIS ART BOARD, SHE MAKES THE METAL HAPPEN IN THIS BAND, SHE MAKES THE MACHINES WORK IN OUR FACTORIES, SHE PUTS FOOD ON OUR TABLES! HA, I AM EXAGGERATING, FOR SURE, BUT I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW YOU INSPIRE ME! I SING HARDER FOR YOU TONIGHT! ROCK ON AND DRAW ON! MEAT FOR THE BONE! PENIS DREAM 4-EVA!
OH MANS, YOU GOTS TO CHECKS US OUT ON THE MYSPACES. OUR BAND IS HOT, HOT, HOT LIKE PEPPER. OUR NEW ALBUMS IS COMING OUT IN WINTERTIME. BUT WE'S GOING TO MELT THE FUCKING SNOW. POOF! WE ALL NEED TO JOIN HANDS AND HEAL THIS WORLD, AND THE HEALING STARTS WITH THE NEW PENIS DREAM ALBUM. DUDES! CAN YOU BE BELIEVING VAN HALEN KICKED MICHAEL OUT OF THE BAND FOR THAT FUCKING KID? NEPOTISM, DUDES! MY HEART BREAKS! WHEN THEY GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS? RIGHT NOW! IT'S YOUR TOMORROW, DUDES! FUCKING ANYWAYS, YOU'VE GOT TO BUY OUR ALBUMS, AND GET READY TO BE SLAUGHTERED (PUN INTENDED! SLAUGHTER ROOLS, DUDES! FLY TO THE MOTHERFUCKING ANGELS!) ROCK AND ROLLS? YEAH!
this is hell for elmo,little ritchy,you,your MOM,rachel mInton,punkrockers AND myspace.comERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so live on while you still can